Q. What’s the difference between God and Rice Crispies?
A. God is infinitely old but the holy trinity of Snap, Crackle and Pop was actually created in the 1930s.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
MarWork Accident
Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.
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MarHidden Dip
Crashed my car the other day while on holiday because of a hidden dip on the road. Can’t believe how much houmous people in Greece leaving lying around.
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MarDemolition Man
When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.
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MarGarage
I used to have a job working at a garage fitting tires but I couldn’t handle the pressure.
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MarAlcohol Tester
I recently got an alcohol tester fitted to my wallet to make sure I don’t drink too much when I’m driving. It’s a picture of my wife, when she starts looking good I know I’ve had too much.