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11
Mar

Pizza Job

By Georgio
in Dirty Jokes
+29 -30

Q. What’s the difference between a bl0w job and a pizza?
A. When you order a pizza you have the option to pay by credit card.

11
Mar

Houses

By SteveP
in Political Jokes
+9 -13

I used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.

09
Mar

Clocks Forward

By George
in Dirty Jokes
+176 -75

Managed to make love for 1 hour and 5 minutes last night. I love it when they put the clocks forward.

09
Mar

Luck With Women

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+39 -17

I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

09
Mar

Pay a Pro

By Simon
in Dirty Jokes
+19 -28

I ran out of money to pay a prostitute the other day, luckily I had a shovel.

07
Mar

Dead Leg

By Chris
in Surreal Jokes
+14 -13

I woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.

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