Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Diabetes

in Disabled Jokes
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Just been diagnosed with diabetes. I’m beginning to have doubts about Dr Pepper’s medical qualifications.

Fastest Sea

in Disabled Jokes
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What’s the fastest thing in the sea?

Stevie Wonder’s Ferrari.

Web Designer

in Animal Jokes
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When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.

Eyesight

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so stupid she made love to a carrot the other night because she was fed up of wearing glasses and wanted her eyesight to improve.

Oscar Pistorious

in Sports Jokes
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Oscar Pistorius may be guilty but to be fair girls spend f*cking ages in the bathroom!