I almost died today because of my stupid doctor. He told me I should get off the bus 1 stop early to get some exercise. I ended up walking 50 miles after catching the Megabus.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.21
MarIrish Terrorist
in Racist Jokes
Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.
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MarHomo Chat Up Line
Walk up to someone at a bar and say. “Can I push in your stool?”
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MarDisappear
How come everyone loves it when when a magician makes stuff disappear but when an airline pilot does it everyone freaks out?
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MarPig Fox
in Animal Jokes
Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox?
A. About 5 pints.
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MarWoman Paralyzed
Q. What do you call a woman paralyzed from the waste down?
A. Married