Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head?
A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.27
MarPigs
What do you call a man who f*cks pigs?
Willie-ham
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MarSurprise
Is it still rape if you shout “SURPRISE” first?
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MarAromatherapy Conference
Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.
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MarLong Nose
in Animal Jokes
Q. What animal has a long nose and a c*nt on it’s back?
A. Police horse.
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MarLesbian Cucumber Farmers
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What do you call a group of lesbian cucumber farmers?
A. Squatters