I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
AprBlack Guys
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.
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AprEaster Eggs
Q:Whats the best part of having Alzheimer’s?
A:You can hide your own easter eggs.
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AprJesus Popularity
Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.
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AprWife In Bed
Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.
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AprDrinking Problem
My doctor told me today I need to watch my drinking. I now drink in front of a mirror.