Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely?
A. Playing frisbee.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.14
AprCemetery
Just quit my job at the cemetery … It was a dead-end job.
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AprMale Pro
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to have sex with a male prostitute he told her “not on the first date”.
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AprFat Woman
Drove my car into a fat woman today. I was gonna drive around her but I didn’t have enough gas.
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AprAnimal Bed Chatup Line
I’m an animal in bed. I like to be patted on the head and given food.
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AprBolt Controller
Q. What do Usain Bolt and a Malaysian air-traffic controller have in common?
A. They both sweat a lot during work.