Yo mama is so ugly she was hired by a prison to cure sex offenders.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.26
AprMouse Trap
in Dirty Jokes
Got a really nasty injury today from a mouse trap I didn’t see. That’s the last time I ever do push-ups in the nude.
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AprHelp The Homeless
Just started my own charity to help the homeless. If any girls need a room please send an email with a photo attached to [email protected]
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AprWife Hates
My wife hates sex so much her favorite position is back to back.
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AprSo Sweet
You’re so sweet I think you’re giving me diabetes.
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AprYo Mama is Retarded
3 reasons why yo mama is retarded:
1. She thinks typing ‘Google’ into Google will break the internet.
2. She thinks Blue-Ray is a type of fish.
3. She lost her job at the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.