I disabled my popup blocker earlier today, or got a divorce as some people call it.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.08
AprDisabled Space
A traffic warden tried to give me a ticket today for parking in a disabled space.
I said “Why don’t you go f*ck yourself you c*nt, I’ve got Tourettes”.
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AprPoker
The following conversation took place between an unemployed husband and his wife.
Husband: Today I’m gonna take you out for a meal.
Wife: Wow, did you manage to find a job?
Husband: No, I lost the house playing poker.
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AprLuck With Women
I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a baby my mother refused to breastfeed me, she said she only liked me as a friend.
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AprHangover
After waking up with a hangover this morning I’ve realized drinking is never the answer… But it can help you to forget the question.
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AprGood Looking
Wow, you’re so good looking I wish I’d taken a shower this morning.