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02
May

Sacked Yesterday

By SteveP
in Dirty Jokes
+384 -157

Got sacked from my job yesterday for being a pervert.

I don’t understand why, I’m always hard at work.

30
Apr

Love Chocolate

By Georgio
in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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+43 -79

My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.

30
Apr

Wheat Farmer

By Dan
in Surreal Jokes
+10 -31

Did you hear about the wheat farmer who got arrested by the police? Apparently he was a CEREAL killer.

30
Apr

David Moyes

By Alex Ferguson
in Sports Jokes
+16 -35

David Moyes recently appeared at a charity event where he said “AIDS was a terrible disease”. That’s rich coming from him, at least AIDS managed to get into Europe.

28
Apr

Fathers Footsteps

By ChrisC
in Surreal Jokes
+8 -20

Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.

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