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08
May

Indian

By Deepa
in Racist Jokes
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+103 -82

Q. What do you call an Indian person who isn’t very well?
A. Sikh

08
May

Tragic Plane Crash

By Craig87
in General Jokes
+8 -36

My parents recently died in a tragic plane crash. Am I still allowed to watch PG movies?

06
May

Rules For Love

By Chris
in Dirty Jokes
+160 -83

Some people say there are no rules when it comes to love. Unfortunately for me the judge disagreed.

06
May

Cats Cats Cats

By nicole smelly fingers
in Animal Jokes
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+26 -33

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain

04
May

Total Opposites

By RodneyD
in Relationship Jokes
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+25 -19

Me and my wife are total opposites. She donates money to the homeless, I donate money to the topless.

04
May

Strawberries

By Mikey
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -25

Do you like strawberries? I’ve just spent £3 at the flavored condom machine.

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