How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.
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JunSun Tan
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
JunPet Insurance Chat-Up Line
Do you have pet insurance?? Because I’m going to destroy your pussy.
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JunMuslim Birthday
Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day. It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.
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JunDrug Test
Failed a drug test today at school. I scored an E.
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JunLeft Arm
in Dirty Jokes
I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.
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JunWorld Cup Winner
After receiving a $5 billion donation from the Brazilian government Fifa have just announced that they would like to congratulate Brazil on winning the 2014 World Cup 3-1 against Argentina on 13th July 2014.