What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.
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JunPeacock
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
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JunCamels
Q. Why are camels known as ‘ships of the desert’?
A. Because they’re full of Arab seamen.
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JunAdam and Eve
Q. Why did God create Eve?
A. To iron Adam’s leaf.
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JunAids and Cancer
Q. What’s the difference between Aids and cancer?
A. When you have cancer you get more visitors.
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JunBaker
in Dirty Jokes
Q. Why did the baker have smelly hands?
A. He kneaded a poo.
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JunFreezer
My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.