Found out recently that my wife had an affair with a midget.
I can’t believe she would stoop so low.
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JulFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.29
JunMating Call
Mating call of a seagull: “Twert Twert!”
Mating call of an owl: “Twoo Twooo!”
Mating call of a blackbird: “Stick it up my ass Winston!”
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JunGetting Older
You know you’re getting old when the hairs on your ears are longer than the ones on your head.
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JunThreesome
Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.
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JunProblem Shared
Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.
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JunAmazon Attack
in Sports Jokes
A tribe in the Amazon rain forest is thought to be responsible for a viscous cannibalistic attack on a group of World Cup supporters yesterday while they were hiking. Police have issued a statement warning people to be on the look out for a man with goofy teeth, short black hair and wearing a Uruguay football shirt.