Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Anorexics

in Disabled Jokes
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Why do anorexics love KFC? Because it comes with a bucket.

Nothing Worse

in General Jokes
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There’s nothing worse than waking up next to someone after a night out drinking and not remembering who they are, how you met them or why they are dead.

Some People

in Surreal Jokes
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My friend said “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.” So, I threw a dictionary at his face.

Chinese Sailors

in Animal Jokes
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Did you hear about the 6 Chinese sailors who were killed by a killer whale?
Apparently it was an orca-strated attack.

Younger Brother

in General Jokes
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My younger brother recently became involved with drugs and it’s totally turned his life upside down. He now drives a Porche and has his own house which he paid for in cash.