I found out last night that alcohol is no substitute for a woman. After 3 hours in intensive care the doctors finally managed to remove my c*ck from my bottle of Budweiser.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.10
AugArab Alcoholic
in Racist Jokes
What do you call an Arab Alcoholic?
Mustafa Pint
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AugUnderwear
Yo mama is so dirty the only reason she wears underwear is to keep her ankles warm.
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AugEpileptic
What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell.
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AugDifference Between
in Dirty Jokes
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak.
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AugChimpanzee Attack
in Animal Jokes
Did you hear about the 3 zoo employees who were injured recently? They got attacked by a chimpanzee that set fire to it’s own feces using a discarded cigarette. Apparently they were rushed to the hospital with TURD degree burns.