Went to the hospital today to see the doctor and they said “Sorry sir it’s impossible, he’s Nigerian and we’ve had a power cut.”
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AugHospital
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.16
AugMassive Beaver
in Dirty Jokes
Took a girl back to my place last night and she had a massive beaver. After she got on top of me she asked “Have you taken precautions?” I said “Yes, I’ve tied my feet to the bed”.
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AugAlways Complains
My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.
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AugLove Scotland
Q. Why do gay people love Scotland?
A. Because the men wear skirts and the country’s full of tight arses.
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AugWife
W. Washing
I. Ironing
F. F*cking
E. Etcetera
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AugIslamic Samaritans
After feeling a bit suicidal I called the Islamic Samaritans earlier today. They seemed really nice and even offered to give me flying lessons free of charge.