Q. Why do women defy the laws of gravity?
A. Because the heavier they get the easier they are to pick up.
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AugFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.22
AugPink and Purple
in Dirty Jokes
What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip!
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AugGoing Badly
How do you know when your date is going badly?
You accidentally spike your own drink with rohypnol.
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AugALS Ice Bucket Challenge
in Racist Jokes
Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.
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AugNever Forget
in Dirty Jokes
I’ll never forget the first time I had sex. It helps that I still have the receipt.
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AugDyslexic Worshiper
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? Apparently he sacrificed his pet chicken to Santa.