Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Football

in Sports Jokes
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Manchester United.

Chick Peas

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call someone who spreads chick peas and garlic over their genitals?
A hummussexual.

French Restaurant

in General Jokes
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I went to a French restaurant last night and was served by a hideously ugly waitress. She really gave me the crepes.

Funny Question

in Relationship Jokes
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My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.

Cheese Factory

in Religious Jokes
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Have you heard about the new cheese factory they’re opening in Palestine?
It’s called ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’.