Bald Man: Hi babe, would you like to go for a drink sometime?
Woman: No.. you’re an ugly bald c*nt!!!
Bald Man: I’m not bald, I’m just taller than my hair.
03
OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
OctFlammable
What’s the difference between ‘highly flammable’ and ‘inflammable’? I can never remember… Arghhh my eyes!!
01
OctWomen
2 women sitting at a table quietly.
29
SepDriving Test
Just failed my driving test. Apparently when then instructor said “Wait till I hit my dashboard” he wasn’t talking about his face.
29
SepKenny
Yo Mama is so poor she makes Kenny McCormick look rich!
27
SepAdam And Eve
Q. What was the first thing that Adam said when Eve was created?
A. “Ha ha ha, looks like yours has fallen off.”