I’m not bad at cooking or anything …but how long is pasta supposed to cook in the toaster?
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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
OctFox Elephant
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.
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OctWorst Things To Shout In Sex
in Dirty Jokes
Five worst things to shout during sex.
1. “Die !!!”
2. “Prematurus Ejacularus”
3. “Police… help!”
4. “Sieg heil mein Führer!”
5. “I love you mum.”
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OctLife
Q. Why is life like toilet paper?
A. Because you’re either on a roll or some a$$hole is crapping on you.
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OctGod Why
A man asked God why is his life so hard when his neighbor who is an atheist has it so easy. God replied “I prefer it when people don’t keep bothering me”.
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OctLottery Win
The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.
Husband: If I won the lottery what would you do?
Wife: I’d divorce you and take half the money.
Husband: Ok, well I just won $10, here’s $5 now f*ck off!!