Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

French Exam

in Racist Jokes
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Just failed my French exam, they deducted me 10% for using deodorant.

Small Family

in Relationship Jokes
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I come from a small family. I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.

If Woman

in Political Jokes
+252 -110

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

Bus Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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This chat-up line is to be used when you’re sitting on the bus and you see a woman standing because it’s full.

Man: Hi
Woman: Hi
Man: I would offer you my seat but I’ve got a massive boner right now.

Charles Darwin

in Religious Jokes
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Charles Darwin was wrong we’re nothing like monkeys. I wish he was around now so I could throw my feces in his face.

Bus Driver

in Racist Jokes
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Just got sacked from my new job as a bus driver. Apparently black people are allowed to use the bus now.