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OctFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
OctGoing Out
The following conversation took place between a wife and husband on a Saturday night.
Husband: “Get your coat I’m going down the pub.”
Wife: “It’s about time you took me out for a drink somewhere.”
Husband: “F*ck off, you’re staying here. I was just gonna turn off the central heating to save money.”
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OctArt Class
Did you hear about the art class that was robbed today? The police still haven’t been able to catch the thief but they have 22 sketches of his face.
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OctNike
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.
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OctDangerous World
Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.
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OctDinner Party
in Dirty Jokes
Just been arrested after hosting a dinner party. Apparently jerk chicken isn’t supposed to contain any bodily fluids.