Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Out for a Run

in General Jokes
+8 -11

Just been out for a run. Sure, it was a beer run but I was still sweating by the end.

Man Trapped

in Surreal Jokes
+12 -18

Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.

Invisible Man

in Surreal Jokes
+22 -18

The following conversation took place in a hospital.

Secretary: “Doctor the invisible man is here, he says he had an appointment.”
Doctor: “Tell him i cant see him.”

Priest Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines, Religious Jokes
+20 -30

I have a really small wiener. At least that’s what the priest told me.

Grandma

in General Jokes
+10 -14

My Grandma died on her 100th birthday. It was a real shame, we were only half way though giving her the bumps.

Both Hands

in Dirty Jokes
+9 -28

Q. What do you call someone who can masterbait with both hands?
A. Ambijerkstress