Can’t believe how nice some people are. Got a compliment today about my driving. Someone left a message on my wind-shield that said ‘parking fine’.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
NovArchaeologist
in Dirty Jokes
Q. How do you confuse an archaeologist?
A. Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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NovAlcohol Problem
I recently started taking steps to cure my alcohol problem. It hasn’t worked, I’ve just got loads of angry window cleaners looking for me and a house full of ladders.
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NovBlack Friday
in Racist Jokes
‘Black Friday’ is such a scam, stuff’s not even that cheap. I prefer ‘Black Riot Day’, all you need to do is find a good shop with the windows broken and you can grab as much stuff as you like totally free of charge.
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NovGay Adoption
Me and my partner have come under heavy criticism lately after being the first couple in our village to do a gay adoption. I just don’t see why I should spend the next 16 years of my life raising a child that looks gay.
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NovGrey Hair
in Dirty Jokes
Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!