When you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it called rape … or shoplifting?
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DecWithout Her Permission
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.06
DecChristmas Present
in Dirty Jokes
Went shopping earlier today and got my wife something for her vaggina as a Christmas present, it’s called ‘DE-ICER’.
06
DecLoved And Lost
They say it’s better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all. Try telling that to someone who has AIDS.
04
DecAttractive Woman
Just been on a date with a really attractive woman. Well it wasn’t really a date, we just had a meal together and watched a film. After a few hours the plane landed and we went our separate ways.
04
DecOrange Cat
in Animal Jokes
What’s orange and looks like a cat?
A lion.
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DecRestaurant
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst at a restaurant.
Husband: What do you want to drink?
Wife: I guess I’ll have champagne.
Husband: Guess again.. Maybe you should go for a diet coke?