They say opposites attract, try telling that to my short ugly girlfriend.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
DecJust Fart Chat-up Line
Did you just fart? Because you’re blowing me away.
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DecRomeo and Juliet
in Dirty Jokes
Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater. The script clearly said ‘Enter Juliet from behind’.
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DecMuslims
Can’t believe how much criticism Muslims get nowadays. I think before you criticize them you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they get angry you’ll be a mile away and they won’t have any shoes.
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DecWings
What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.
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DecFood Poisoning
Got food poisoning from a restaurant today. I ordered the fish of the day… unfortunately it turns out the day was actually last week.