Yo mama is so fat she does her grocery shopping at McDonalds.
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DecFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
DecMistletoe Chat-up Line
Is it still rape if we’re standing under mistletoe?
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DecRacist Attacker
Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.
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DecBad Response
Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?”
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DecWelshman
in Racist Jokes
What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends?
A Sheppard.
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DecDyslexic Zookeeper
Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.