A doggy is not just for Christmas. It’s a great position throughout the year.
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DecDoggy
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
DecFour Legs
in Animal Jokes
What has four legs and says boo?
A cow with a cold.
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DecTwitter Chatup Line
Hi, do you want to follow me on twitter? My address is @millionairewithamassivecock.
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DecPocket Watch
in Racist Jokes
Really love my 19th century gold pocket watch. My Jewish grandfather sold it to me on his deathbed.
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DecSmoke Alarm
Can’t believe how quickly the batteries keep running out on my smoke alarm. Really need to get my wife some cooking lessons this Christmas.
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DecFuneral Parlor
The following conversation took place at a funeral parlor minutes before the funeral was about to start.
Widow: You’ve put him in a blue suit, I wanted brown!
Funeral Director: No problem madam. Ed!! Ed!! Quickly bring the hacksaw, we need to swap the heads around on these bodies.