Got thrown out the cinema today for bringing my own food. I couldn’t resist.. the prices are way too high and also I haven’t had a barbecue in months.
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JanFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
DecCharity Marathon
Just decided to run a marathon for charity. At first I didn’t want to do it but apparently it’s for blind and disabled kids so I think I’ve got a good chance of winning.
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DecSwimming
Yo mama is so fat last time she went swimming in the sea some Japanese people tried to harpoon her.
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DecTourettes
I used to think my dad suffered from tourettes but it turns out he just thinks I’m a c*nt.
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DecTight Trousers
Why do Muslim women hate wearing tight trousers? Because it makes their bomb look big.
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DecSquare Testys
in Dirty Jokes
Did you hear about the man with square testickles? He had cubic hairs.