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25
Jan

History Books

By Frank
in Racist Jokes
+356 -221

Why are French history books blank?
Because history is written by the winners.

23
Jan

Your Dad Chatup Line

By Jimbo
in Pick Up Lines
+18 -23

Is your dad retarded because I think you’re really special?

23
Jan

snakes

By Tim
in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
+15 -34

Why don’t snakes have balls? Because they’re bad at dancing.

21
Jan

Repairing Lifts

By Jason
in General Jokes
+10 -14

I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.

21
Jan

Mental Patient

By John
in Sports Jokes
+15 -24

The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.

Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe!
Doctor: You can’t be serious!!

19
Jan

Hindu

By Naz
in Religious Jokes
+17 -31

Q. What’s a Hindu?
A. Lay eggs.

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