Thought I saw a kangaroo in my garden this morning so I ran down the stairs and went outside but it turns out it was just a dog taking a sh*t.
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JanKangaroo
in Animal Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.11
JanChinese Friend
in Racist Jokes
My Chinese friend recently told me he smuggles large amounts of cheap alcohol from China. Apparently it’s a ‘whiskey’ business.
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JanGreen and Melts
What’s green and melts in your mouth?
A leper’s c*ck.
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JanMohammed
Why did Mohammed cross the road?
Because he’s a really great guy and was doing some important charity work.
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JanHolding
in Dirty Jokes
What do you call a woman who loves holding onto balls?
Annette.
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JanMoney
in Dirty Jokes
Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.