Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Drive Through

in General Jokes
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Can’t believe how stupid the staff are at the McDonalds drive through. Sometimes it feels like I’m talking to a brick wall.

Bakery

in General Jokes
+16 -13

What do you call a ginger person who works at a bakery?
A ginger bread-man.

Starbucks

in General Jokes
+8 -14

Just been sacked from my new job at Starbucks. Apparently ground coffee isn’t suppose to contain any dirt from the ground.

Fireman Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+68 -39

They call me the fireman because I turn on all the hose.

Lottery

in General Jokes
+8 -13

Did you hear about the gypsy who won the lottery?
They paid him with travelers cheques.

Sad

in General Jokes
+15 -15

When you’re sad remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 5 muscles to shoot a sniper riffle.