I have a lot of painful childhood memories. I remember when my cat died my mum tried to replace it. She thought I wouldn’t notice but I did and I killed that cat as well.
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MarChildhood Memmories
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.01
Mar5 Year Relationship
Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.
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MarBowling Ball
Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown away, and she keeps coming back for more!
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FebJustin Bieber
Went to the barbers today and asked to get my hair cut like Justin Bieber. He totally shaved my head bald. I said “What the hell have you done. Justin Bieber doesn’t have his hair cut like this!!”, the barber said “He would if he came into my shop.”
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FebNew Kid
Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.
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FebNew Aftershave
Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released?
It’s called ‘Eau My God’.