Went to the barbers today and had a no. 2. At first it just seemed like a fart but I ended up following through.
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.07
MarPsychiatrist
I went to see my psychiatrist today to tell him I’ve been hearing voices. He told me he wasn’t a psychiatrist and then he ran away.
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MarNoah
How do you know that Noah was white?
No black guy could go 40 days on a boat without eating chicken.
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MarShoes Chatup Line
Man: Would you wear shoes if you didn’t have feet?
Woman: No of course not.
Man: Then why do you wear a bra?
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MarAttacks
What do you call a man who randomly attacks people with his lower forearm?
A terror wrist.
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MarCheap Holiday
Just had an email about a cheap holiday in Syria. Don’t think I’ll BEHEADING to the Middle East any time soon.