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15
Mar

Riot

By Winston
in Racist Jokes
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+363 -232

Q. How many black people does it take to start a riot?
A. -1

13
Mar

Job Interviews

By Dave
in General Jokes
+17 -13

I hate job interviews, they always end badly. I just never seem to be able to pick the right moment to lean in and go for the kiss.

13
Mar

Hi There Chatup Line

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+77 -47

Man: “Hi there!”
Woman: “Sorry I have a boyfriend.”
Man: “I said hi, not suck my dick!!”

11
Mar

New Girlfriend

By SteveS
in Dirty Jokes
+21 -46

My new girlfriend is an animal in bed. Her pussy is wetter than a retards chin.

11
Mar

Parents

By Rita
in Relationship Jokes
+28 -14

I’ve always had a difficult relationship with my parents. When I was first born I didn’t speak to them for 2 years.

09
Mar

Feminists

By Freddy
in Political Jokes
+35 -31

Feminists are always wanting to be equal to men? Why not try to be better than men? This shows a lack of ambition which is why men are better.

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