Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment.
Tried jogging but I keep running into restaurants.
21
OctWeight
in Sports Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.20
OctClocks
Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.
19
OctTrojan
in Dirty Jokes
Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.
18
OctJames Bond
in Dirty Jokes
Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.
16
OctNever Cheat
I never cheat in a relationships.
That’s because it would require two people to find me attractive.
16
OctHospital
My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.
I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.