Can’t believe how stupid Google auto-complete is!! Why would I search for “hardcore poem”?
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MarAuto-Complete
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.19
MarGood Drivers
A recent survey has shown that a large number of women turn into good drivers.
So if you’re a good driver beware of women who are turning.
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MarAttic
Yo momma is so fat when she slept in the attic she woke up in the basement
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MarHealthy Eating
Can’t believe how dangerous healthy eating can be. Just cut myself peeling an apple, think I will stick to chocolate bars in the future.
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Mar25 Years Today
Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.
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MarGreat Plague
The following took place about 4’000 years ago.
God: I’m gonna create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!
Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note*
God: Correction, I’m gonna create a great flood!