Have you got any farm experience because I really need milking?
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MarFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.25
MarSuperpowers
Just discovered I have superpowers. I can actually melt ice cubes by staring at them. It takes me quite a long time though.
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MarDentists
The following conversation took place at the dentists.
Dentist: You’re gonna feel a little pain in your lower jaw *dentist throws a punch*
Patient: Ahh, why??
Dentist: That’s for not flossing you little sh*t!
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MarSunburn
in Dirty Jokes
Got really bad sunburn yesterday so I decided to take Viagra. It doesn’t cure it but it really helps when sleeping to keep the bedsheets off my legs.
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MarBlack Formality
in Racist Jokes
Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant may now rise.
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MarBalance
Just accidentally pushed an old women on the floor. Apparently when she asked me to check her balance she was talking about a cash machine.