Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Boy Scout

in Racist Jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and boy scout.
A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Airplane

in General Jokes
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The following conversation took place on an airplane.

Son: Daddy im scared what if the plane goes down.
Dad: Don’t worry son your mum is on board and she never goes down.
Son: What?
Dad: I mean just play with your iPad.

Lost

in Surreal Jokes
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I’ve lost my home, I’ve lost control and I can’t see any escape. Definitely time to get a new keyboard.

Women And Bacon

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.

Colorblind

in General Jokes
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Just found out today that I’m colorblind… It really came out of the purple.

Undress

in Dirty Jokes
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3 reasons why women undress themselves in front of men.
1. She really wants your D.
2. You’re in row Z of the friend zone.
3. She hasn’t seen you hiding in the tree.