Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Unemployment

in Racist Jokes
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You can say what you want about slavery but you can’t deny black unemployment was a lot lower back in those days.

Cooking

in General Jokes
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If god didn’t want women to do all the cooking then why did he put milk and eggs inside them?

Life Support

in General Jokes
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If I’m ever on life support unplug me then plug me back in. That usually works.

Jerusalem

in Religious Jokes
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The following took place at a dinner party in Jerusalem about 2000 years ago.
This is my body. *Pulls out some bread*
This is my blood. *Pours some wine*
This is a stick up *Pulls out a gun*, put your hands on your head and get on the floor.

Amazing Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+39 -24

Once every few years someone amazing will come into your life… and here I am.

Teeth Whitened

in Dirty Jokes
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My girlfriend had her teeth whitened the other day. Well actually most of it went on her chin.