Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Last Words

in General Jokes
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I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”

Vegetarians

in General Jokes
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A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.

Overdose

in Dirty Jokes
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Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.

Sacrifices

in General Jokes
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When I was growing up my parents made a lot of sacrifices. They were actually devil worshipers.

Google Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

Job Interview Fail

in General Jokes
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Interviewer: Give me an example of a time you overcame a difficult situation.
Me: I ran out of milk once when making cereal so I came up with the idea of using ice cream.