14Apr Last Words By Rickp in General Jokes +532 -259 I’ll never forget my granddad’s last words. “Are you holding that ladder properly?”
12Apr Vegetarians By Paul in General Jokes +32 -24 A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.
12Apr Overdose By Pete in Dirty Jokes +80 -37 Had an overdose on Viagra last night. My wife took it really hard.
10Apr Sacrifices By Graham in General Jokes +11 -24 When I was growing up my parents made a lot of sacrifices. They were actually devil worshipers.
10Apr Google Chatup Line By Dan in Pick Up Lines +100 -52 Are you Google? … Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
08Apr Job Interview Fail By Danny in General Jokes +5 -18 Interviewer: Give me an example of a time you overcame a difficult situation. Me: I ran out of milk once when making cereal so I came up with the idea of using ice cream.