Think there’s a problem with my iPhone. The battery dies quicker than a black guy in the back of a police van.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.06
MayParrot
If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
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MayJob Interview
Boss: What’s your biggest weakness?
Me: Honesty.
Boss: I don’t consider that a weakness.
Me: I don’t give a f*ck what you think.
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MayNew Baby
Apparently Kate and William have decided to give their new baby the humorous name of ‘Webecca’ so when she grows up people will think she has a speech impediment.
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MayHeadache
The following conversation took place at the doctors.
Farmer: Doctor, whenever I harvest my corn I get a really bad headache.
Doctor: It’s a migraine.
Farmer: No it’s not it’s mine.. and why the f*ck are you speaking with an Italian accent?
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MayHomework
Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake!