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02
May

Homeless Horse

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Are you a homeless horse.. Because you look unstable.

30
Apr

Financial Transactions

By Dave
in Animal Jokes
+8 -20

Just got a job handling financial transactions for a multi-billion dollar company. I’ve become a cashier at KFC.

30
Apr

Great Ass Chatup line

By Tom
in Pick Up Lines
+6 -23

You’ve got a great ass and I’ve got 2 hands. We were made for each other.

28
Apr

Homeless People

By Dave
in General Jokes
+10 -19

Q. What do homeless people look at when they’re on a computer?
A. The recycle bin.

28
Apr

Some Guy

By Paul
in General Jokes
+34 -16

Some guy at work today said I was really bad with names.

26
Apr

Bedtime Chat

By Frank
in Dirty Jokes
+14 -29

The following conversation took place whilst having sex.

Guy: I think I hear someone coming?
Girl: OMG!! Who is it?
Guy: Meee, Ahhh! *Empties Sack*

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