I remember in the old days when instead of selfie sticks people used to have things called friends.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.12
MayWeird Wife
Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”
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MayAirport Security
Fed up of airport security. Just got stopped for carrying a bottle of water but a guy with a long beard and Turban went through straight away.
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MayStoner Science Class
Teacher: Humans have over 206 bones inside them.
Student: But sir is my consciousness not inside my brain?
Teacher: Yes it is.
Student: So I think you’ll find I’m actually inside the bone.
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MayKettle Factory
I used to have a job working in an electric kettle factory. I was in my element.
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MayBucket List Chat-up Line
Wow you’re so hot I’m gonna put you on my bucket list of things to do.