Why is a good glass of milk like a good women?
Because the best ones are white and 2% fat.
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AprMilk
in Racist Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.24
AprChicken Farmer Chat-Up Line
Hi I’m a chicken farmer. Fancy coming over to my farm to see my cock?
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AprStrangest Animals
in Animal Jokes
Three strangest animals known to man.
1. The urine loving Candiru fish.
2. The exploding termites of French Guiana.
3. White person with dreadlocks.
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AprMarines
in Dirty Jokes
Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.
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AprVibrators
A recent scientific study has found pregnant women who use vibrators are 90% more likely to have a child who stutters.
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AprCoffee
Have you heard about that new coffee that makes you tired and unhappy. Its called depresso.