Just been threatened by my housemate for stealing his clothes. I nearly sh*t his pants.
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MayFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.18
MayBroken Down
The following conversation took place this morning.
Me: Sorry boss can’t come in today my car has broken down.
Boss: What about the bus?
Me: I don’t have a bus.
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MayKlu Klux Blaine
in Racist Jokes
And for his next magic trick Ku Klux Blaine will submerge 20 black people in tank of water for 7 days.
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MayTermite Chat-Up Line
Are you a termite because you look like you would really enjoy a mouth full of wood.
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MayActing Role
Don’t you just hate it when you put on 20 lbs for an acting role and then you realize you’re not an actor.
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MayNo More Tears
Can’t believe how crap this no more tears shampoo is. I’ve been feeding it to my kid for the past hour and he still hasn’t stopped crying.