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26
May

Sunbathing

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+25 -32

Saw a topless women get attacked by a couple of teenage girls today while she was sunbathing on the beach.

I tried to help but I could only knock one out.

24
May

Subway Pickup Line

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Do you work for Subway because you just gave me a footlong.

24
May

Last Night

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+23 -31

Last night I had sex with not one, not two, not three, not four but zero people.

22
May

Remember

By TomW
in General Jokes
+6 -23

I can never remember if its spelt laying or lying. Anyway I just hit an old woman with my car and she’s doing that in a car-park at the moment.

22
May

Chinese Girlfriend

By Paul
in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
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+92 -98

Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

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