Yo mama is so fat when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.
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JunFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.30
MayGoldfish
in Animal Jokes
Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.
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MayMoney
Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.
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MayIrresponsible Dad
Kid: Wah wah, my toy is broke.
Dad: Don’t worry duct tape can fix it. *Puts tape over kids mouth*
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MayGuide Dogs
Who cleans up after guide dogs?
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MayRobbing
in Racist Jokes
Q. How do you stop a black person from robbing your house?
A. Stick a sign on your front door saying “Job Center”!