Q. What does an airport and a prostitute have in common?
A. They both ask you to put your liquids into a little plastic bag.
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JunAirport
in Dirty Jokes
Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.05
JunToo Much
You know you’ve had too much to drink when you wake up the next morning and find 10 pizzas and a mysterious wheelchair in your shower.
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JunFat Psychic
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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JunSun
in Racist Jokes
Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.
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JunGay Guy
If a gay guy goes into a coma does that make him a vegetable or a fruit?
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JunBlind Girl
I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.